Its a good question

How totally screwed is Uber right now?

How are things at Uber? Fine. Fine! Nothing to see here. I mean, sure: Oh alright, everything is not fine, but maybe Uber would pay you $100,000 to say it is? That was what it paid hackers to buy their silence after they stole the personal data of 50 million Uber riders and about 7 million drivers in October 2016.